Nowadays, there’s really no excuse not to know what you want for dinner. Because if you just hop on your phone, you can find detailed reviews and menus for every restaurant in your area. In fact, you can find reviews for pretty much every single eatery, company, product, hotel, and service. And as it turns out, some of these reviews are pretty hilarious.
We visited the Google Reviews and Humorous Reviews subreddits and gathered some of their funniest posts below. From brutally honest commentary about customer experiences to critiques that don’t really make any sense, we hope you’ll enjoy reading through these wild reviews. And be sure to upvote the ones that would definitely influence your opinion of a business!
#1 A Review Of A Local Cemetery
#2 Kid Friendly For Friendly Kids. Give The Gators The Others
#3 Wholesome
How often do you actually take the time to review a business or service? Maybe if you receive incredible service, you’ll feel inspired to praise the staff. Or if you have a terrible experience, you might want to warn other patrons to steer clear of the place. But according to Oz Reviews, only between 5 and 10% of customers actually leave reviews for products and services they purchase.
When it comes to what influences customers to leave reviews, the biggest factors are their satisfaction levels, how easy the review process is, incentives for leaving a review (such as a discount on their next purchase), when they’re asked to leave the review, and what the current trends are on any given review platform.
#4 Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon
#5 Five Stars For The Sheriff’s Department
#6 Hilarious Review Of An EA Game
It’s in a company’s best interest to encourage customers to leave reviews, though. Fera reports that a whopping 93% of customers say they read reviews before making a purchase, and two-thirds of consumers say that having many online reviews makes a brand look legitimate online.
But it’s important for these reviews to actually be honest. 68% of customers say they won’t trust a company’s reviews if there aren’t any negative ones. And 95% suspect that reviews are being censored or faked completely in that situation. It can be painful to leave negative reviews up as a business owner, but it’s better to learn from them than try to hide them.
#7 Wonderful Asian Restaurant Claps Back
#8 Botanical Bliss
#9 The Owner Replied
Fera also found that business owners shouldn’t treat reviews passively. Companies that reply to reviews at least 25% of the time report having an average of 35% more revenue. And 95% of unhappy customers will actually return to a business if the issues they complained about are resolved quickly and efficiently. Meanwhile, customers spend up to 49% more money at businesses that actively reply to reviews.
#10 Not Much More To Say
#11 I Love This New Translator App
#12 For “Police Strength” Pepper Spray
Online reviews can really make or break a business. If they’re overwhelmingly positive, they can act as free advertising for a company. However, if they’re extremely negative, they can drive herds of customers away. But the good thing is that they can change over time. So if your company has been hit by a couple of one-star reviews, you might be able to turn things around by asking satisfied customers to share their thoughts online. If you know you provided excellent service or they expressed vocally how happy they were, don’t be too shy to encourage them to share their thoughts online.
#13 Police Station Review
#14 Honestly, I Did Plan To Label My Cat So This Review I Found Is Very Helpful
#15 I Was Told This Subreddit Would Enjoy This Quite A Bit
It’s also wise for companies to focus on their reviews across multiple platforms. There’s Yelp, Facebook Reviews, Google Reviews, Trustpilot, REVIEWS.io, and more. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, as that might cause you to miss out on valuable clientele. And if you need to get the ball rolling, you can start posting your own menus, photos, prices, and services on each platform to encourage customers to check it out.
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#16 Chernobyl In Google Reviews
#17 Another Review On The Statue Of Liberty
#18 One Way Of Describing It
If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that people will inject humor into literally every single situation. I mean, we have memes about serious mental health issues and tragedies taking place around the globe. So it’s no surprise that customers want to be silly when reviewing businesses and products too. And there’s really nothing wrong with it! As long as they’re honest and get their point across, isn’t making readers laugh just an added bonus?
#19 Not Enough Wood
#20 I Think He Misread It A Little
#21 This Review For A Pizza Place!
Something customers must keep in mind, though, is that if they leave negative reviews, businesses might come back with snarky replies. Many business owners are not above clapping back at customers, especially if they believe the criticisms were unwarranted. In fact, one restaurateur in Tulum, Mexico, recently went viral for roasting a customer who complained about their food not being spicy enough.
“That’s the point of the restaurant, owners make food they love and want to share that love [with] the community. That’s how it should be,” the owner fumed. “We didn’t wake up and think, let’s cater our dishes to these self-entitled people.”
#22 Restaurant In Phoenix Gets 1 Star Docked Because It’s In Phoenix
#23 Shower Curtain Review 🤭
#24 Review For A Bus Stop
Are you feeling inspired to start leaving reviews for the businesses that you love (or hate), pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that make you giggle, and let us know in the comments if you’ve ever come across a particularly hilarious review in the wild. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another article from We featuring funny reviews, look no further than right here! Oh yeah, and if you liked this piece, don’t forget to leave 5 stars.
#25 You Can Really Taste The Gorilla
#26 Can’t Argue With That…
#27 A Review Of An Oven On Currys. Not Sure What Richard Was Expecting
#28 Marriage Hangs In The Balance Over Baby Reindeer Hats
#29 Biiig Ben
#30 Found While Searching For Apartments In My Area. Guess I Shouldn’t Apply?
#31 Reviews About The Power Plant A Few Towns Over ☢️
#32 This Isn’t Normal, Right?
#33 Church Of Scientology NYC
#34 Totally The Fault Of Alcatraz
#35 Going To Have To Sacrifice A Sock
#36 Came Across This Gem Today
#37 Ducks Are Good People
#38 Siri Backspace Remove No No No Gerald Help Me With This Thing
#39 Poor Johnny
#40 I Present To The Peoples Reviews By You Know Who
#41 A Whisky Review
#42 On The Reviews For The Taj Mahal. Dude You Can’t Just Ask For A Whole New Monument In Pink
#43 A Review For A Church
#44 This Was A Review I Found For A Library
#45 Boomer Alert
#46 Excuse Me? Pizza Hut In Cedar Lake, Indiana
#47 Found These Reviews For My Mom’s Company LOL
#48 He Makes Compelling Points!
#49 Thank You For Your Input
#50 Google Review For School I Go To
#51 Boiled Toucan
#52 Dairy Queen Review 😂
#53 North Korean Flag
#54 Knees Weak, Arms Heavy
#55 Review From Local Smoke Shop
#56 She Wants The Home Depot Beef And She Wants It Now
#57 Shouldn’t Have Asked For No Rice
#58 Huge Disappointment
#59 One Of The Reviews Of A Bakery In My Neighbourhood. Guess It’s A Valid Reason To Give It 1/5 Stars
#60 Can This Opinion Be Trusted?
#61 Military Atoll Glamour Shot
#62 Somebody Asking If One Person Can Have 54 Babies (It’s A Hospital)
#63 Nice
#64 Thought This Belonged Here
#65 This Was A Review For A Local Church In My Area
#66 Mexican Resturant In Princeton, MN. Dude Also Did This For Four Other Resturants In MN
#67 1984 Book Review
